January 2013
1 post
I have that book on vinyl
Jan 16th
September 2012
1 post
3 tags
Gray "Life of the Party" Stanton
Sep 22nd
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May 2012
4 posts
9 tags
"I'm having an emotion!"
May 7th
6 tags
A friend on Gray "Oh Graham... What a Mah-an"
May 3rd
7 tags
"Shut your face hole!"
May 2nd
6 tags
"Ding. I'm smizing! I don't know what that means!"
May 1st
April 2012
2 posts
8 tags
Is that a can of diet coke in your pocket or are...
 
Apr 19th
2 notes
4 tags
someone in class: What are you adding? Gray: ALL THE VECTORS 
Apr 13th
March 2012
2 posts
10 tags
SHEEEEE LIVEEEEEESSSSS I HAVE RESURECTED MY...
Mar 21st
4 tags
OH MAN THE PULP!
Mar 9th
2 notes
February 2012
5 posts
8 tags
"ugh, this Siberian weather is making me...
Feb 17th
9 tags
"racdhewl. lol I probably shouldn't type with one...
Feb 14th
1 note
7 tags
‎"just ask someone quickly! they can't say no,...
Feb 5th
2 notes
9 tags
"I looked up Swiss cheese on Wikipedia" Gray
Feb 3rd
10 tags
Platypi are jerks. I friggin hate them.
Feb 1st
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January 2012
5 posts
7 tags
*watching women's competitive figure skating* "I...
Jan 29th
1 note
6 tags
"Pokemon season one was the only good one"- Gray...
Jan 26th
2 notes
6 tags
"If I didn't already hate animals, PETA would make...
Jan 25th
3 notes
5 tags
"Stephen fry, stephen fry, stephen fry! I didn't...
Jan 24th
20 notes
12 tags
"This play isn't actually a play rehearsal, we've...
Jan 19th
14 notes
November 2011
3 posts
5 tags
"pointcappers, ugh, I hate those people"
Nov 29th
4 tags
AP Physics
DiCarlo: Spiral orbits NEVER exists. Gray: I want spiral orbits. Me: WELL THEN MAKE YOUR OWN UNIVERSE.  Gray: FINE. It’s going to have spiral orbits and hollow planets and STRINGS WILL HAVE MASS.  Me: How would gravity work? Gray: Gravity would be repulsive up to a certain distance. Me: All objects would have the same radius… 
Nov 29th
10 notes
4 tags
Olu"They call me the lawn mower" Gray"That sounds...
Nov 21st
1 note
October 2011
6 posts
5 tags
"Yepp, okay, so I do that..." "Do you always talk...
Gray doing his homework at my house
Oct 19th
14 notes
6 tags
"I thought you were talking about lesbians, but...
Oct 18th
16 notes
"Olu, give me my pants back!"
Oct 8th
4 tags
“I was too lazy to think!”
Oct 8th
4 tags
“So you get this… *points* and you algebra that to get this. *points*”
Oct 8th
1 note
7 tags
“well, there are always other papers in the sea. they are a bit moist though”
– Gray Stanton
Oct 3rd
3 notes
July 2011
2 posts
3 tags
GRAY STANTON FOR DICTATOR
Jul 26th
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“ I AM NO LONGER GRAY STANTON, I AM NOW A THEATRE GAME.” after talking about being a counselor at a theatre camp
Jul 22nd
June 2011
5 posts
4 tags
New catchphrase : "No commentary from the...
Jun 30th
2 notes
5 tags
I'm not that familiar with lesbian sex, but I'm...
Jun 23rd
3 notes
4 tags
Gray stanton "my antics are on crack cocaine at...
Jun 13th
4 tags
oh, facebook
Come the 5 year reunion I’ll be covered in the blood of a math genius, twitching, and screaming, “Six more citations, just six more citations! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHACHCchehchecekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.”
Jun 8th
3 notes
Anonymous asked: WWGD if he could not understand some random poster in japanese?
Jun 6th
4 tags
Gray Swimming
Jun 1st
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May 2011
19 posts
4 tags
“They don’t call me Gray Stanton for nothing. They call me that because it is my name.”
May 31st
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TRUE FACT: Gray Stanton is everyone's favorite
May 31st
1 note
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“You know I took a class on humor. Comediologist is the word”
May 30th
4 tags
“SSSSSSSSSSS” Every other word in D&D
May 29th
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“And I was just like ‘no. Gray Stanton is going to take you down a notch.’”
May 29th
4 tags
“Die vegetable, die.” Says gray, while eating a green bean.
May 29th
4 tags
“Strike me down and I will become more classy than you can possibly imagine.”
May 29th
3 notes
4 tags
“Nobody can blackmail me. They can only graymail me.” *whips off glasses and drinks juice*
May 29th
1 note
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“i’m a perdurant. I don’t actually remember what that means, I just remember reading the wikipedia article and saying ‘yup. Im that one.’”
May 29th
1 note
4 tags
“Its like locks of love except for scrub brushes instead of cancer patients.” In reference to harvesting Alan’s hair for industrial use.
May 29th
4 tags
hipster
To quote gray, “I’m only hipster to be ironic.”
May 23rd
4 tags
goodbye
Me: *stands up to say goodbye* Gray: hug? No. *shakes hand*
May 23rd
4 tags
*While playing a computer game with a friend in the dorm. Another dormmate had just stuck his arm in and turned off the light.* Gray Stanton gets up to turn the light back on, commenting “My room is dangerous in the dark.” Immediately after uttering this sentence, Gray trips over some debris and falls on his face.
May 19th
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